Thursday, June 3, 2021
Seated and socially distanced Hellzapoppin Circus Sideshow
Doors | 7:00 pm // Show | 8:00 pm
Another seated, safe, socially distanced banger at Baltimore Soundstage!
The world’s largest touring rock-n-roll circus freak show, thrill show, sideshow & stunt show extravaganza!
This vaudeville freak show of wonder is brought to you by Hellzapoppin’s Ringleader and Producer, Mr. Bryce “the Govna” Graves. Brothers and sisters, you are about to meet a cavalcade of human curiosities the likes of which you’ve never seen before. I will be your shepherd and your guide on a journey of miraculous discovery through the world of the strange, the odd, the bizarre, the macabre and where the most unusual people entertain.
We’re mavericks, trail blazers, rebels, rule breakers, outlaws…true uninhibited artists. We deliver our message through sideshow and fuel our art through passion. Named after the most successful Broadway musical and movie from the late 30’s and 40’s, Hellzapoppin is a world renown theatrical circus thrill-show where some of the deadliest stunts in live entertainment are performed to loud crowd-pleasing musical tracks. On this tour I will be unveiling the brand new Hellzapoppin. I’ve spent the past year rebuilding and redesigning the entire show from top to bottom. I can’t wait for you all to see it!
I am so excited to introduce my feature performer. His name is Dan Sperry the Anti-conjuror of Magic. This shock illusionist is by far my most favorite magician in the world! He’s known as the Rockstar of Magic. Dan has traveled and performed the world over and with some of the most successful magic shows. Dan has appeared on America’s Got Talent, Fool US with Penn and Teller, Masters of Illusions, Germany’s Das Super Talent and he was the only illusionist awarded the title of “Most Original Magician” on Fox-TV’s “World Magic Awards.”
You’ll witness with your own eyes the world’s most amazing half-man Mr. Short E. Dangerously. You read that right, this tiny daredevil isa half of a man cut in half at the waist and walks bare-handed on broken shards of glass while on fire. Shorty is featured in 2 of Ripley’s Believe It Or Not books! Ripley’s also has a wax figure of Shorty in Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Museums all over the world and he was featured on Ripley’s brand- new international TV show. You may have also even seen him on AMC’s Freakshow!
You’ll see the world renown AGT Champion Crossbow artist Mr. Ben Blaque. Ben performs death defying stunts right before your very eyes live on stage. Ben Blaque established himself as the world’s foremost master of the crossbow after appearing multiple times on America’s Got Talent and Britain’s Got Talent. His ‘Danger Act’ was one of the ‘Judges’ Favorites’, which propelled him into the quarterfinals, he returned at the request of Howard Stern for the “Wild Card Show”. He performed on international TV, including the NBC show “I Can Do That” and Argentina’s “Susana Gimenez”, the best-selling magic show in Broadway history, The Illusionists! Ben appeared as “The Weapon Master” touring across America, Australia, Europe & South America.
Who is this lovely sideshow starlet in this all-star revue you ask? Well, none other than the mysterious, sultry and spellbinding fabulous woman of enchantment Ms. Willow Lauren. Beautiful beyond desire, and cruel beyond words Willow is a former motorcycle stunt-rider turned international touring sideshow stunt-woman and aspiring illusionist and aerialist. Willow performs the contortion bladebox of death! She not only eats fire, she eats and regurgitates razor blades and she’ll even swallow a lifesaver down her throat and will pull it out of her neck before your very eyes! You will see Willow all throughout the show because in addition to performing her incredible stunts she also assists many of the other performers on their life threatening stunts. Willow is a true dare-devil and is 5 times more likely to be injured on the show than any other performer. She performs death defying stunts as an assistant with the legendary Ben Blaque who will attempt to shoot crossbow arrows around her body live on stage. And if that doesn’t toot your horn, you should see when I throw razor sharp knives around her!
He is in my book among the best up-and-coming sideshow artists in the world today! I am very proud to introduce Mr. Auzzy Blood on his first ever tour with Hellzapoppin. Auzzy is coming straight from Cirque Du Soleil in Las Vegas and will be performing Sword Swallowing, Eye Socket Weight Lifting, the art of FAKIR and of course his signature stunt where he takes a giant cork screw and drives it right through his face. This stunt is a demonstration of mind over matter and with no blood and no pain!